Born under a piano in a brothel sometime last century
Related to Jake and Elwood Blues.
Started to learn the bagpipes at the age of 5
Bag pipes surgically removed at the age of 5 years and 2 weeks
Took up Trumpet at age of 6
Trumpet surgically removed 2 weeks later
Desperately looking for something to play
that wouldn’t be easy to insert by angry punters I took up the Church Organ.
During one boring church service
I found the playing the blue note in Mozart's Requiem
was more fun than playing is straight and was booted out.
Played with various blues bands until told to join the Army or go to jail. (twice)
Eventually left the army and started to work (Arrgghhhh)
Now Play Hammond with cemtrails
a damn fine band.
Star Sign: (one of the early ones)
Loves: Blues and fast women
Hates: Disco and faster husbands
Claim to fame: Censored (but has to do with a German Taboo Video ;-)
Favourite moment: Playing to 4000 at a blues event and getting an ovation
Drives: Harley 2003 FXST
Favourite saying: It wasn't me, Honest Mr Judge.
Least favourite: How Much?